When Jewel debuted in the December 2005 issue of 40Something magazine, she immediately became one of our most-popular 50somethings ever, and now that she's 60something, she's one of our most popular 60somethings ever. Yeah, Jewel is a great fuck. She knows what she's doing. But she's charming, classy, funny and sexy all at the same time. She's from North Carolina, and she's the epitome of the old-fashioned Southern belle. But then her clothes come off, and we start to wonder, just how proper are those old-fashioned Southern belles after all? Well, she fucks properly. Isn't that what counts?

Lin Boyde is a horny 62-year-old divorcee. She's standing out on her balcony, watching her new neighbor move in, and getting hornier by the minute. The sweatier he gets, the wetter her pussy becomes. "I have to check this out a little bit more," Lin says to herself. "It looks like that's his last load." Well, maybe for now it is, but Lin has some plans for his next load. An hour later, Lin knocks on his door with a baked apple pie. She's welcoming him to the neighborhood. Isn't that nice? He seems to be really busy (the dude apparently doesn't notice that Lin is ready to pull his pants off), and Lin talks her way inside. She feeds him the pie. He tries to get rid of her. She feeds him some more pie. He tries to get rid of her. She feeds him some more pie and drops a piece on the floor. She bends over to pick it up, and on her way back up, she stops at his crotch and pulls his cock out of his pants. At this point, he stops trying to get rid of her. "I'm always ready for sex," Lin told us. "And I think fucking a new neighbor would be the perfect way to welcome him to the neighborhood." Blow job, ball-sucking, pussy-fucking...it's all here. We have the feeling this guy's gonna love his new home.

"What's the kinkiest thing I've ever done?" asked 62-year-old swinger Lin Boyde. "It was in a swingers' club." Tell us more, Lin! "My guy and I had sex in front of a crowd of people," she said. "It was funny because even though we were in a swingers' club, we weren't in the part of the club where people usually have sex, so people were watching us and cheering us on. When he came on my face, I swear it was the most cum I've ever seen. And I guess some of the guys must have been masturbating while watching us because two of them walked over and came on my chest when we were finished." They were uninvited, but Lin didn't mind. "When I get horny and want to fuck, I'm not always looking for a gentleman," she said. "Like I said before, I love flowers, but given the choice between a man with flowers and a man with a hard cock, I'll take the cock." But why choose, Lin? You can have both!

"I can't wait until you fuck me with that big, black cock of yours," silver slut Trinity tells Asante at the start of this scene. "She wants you inside her." She, of course, is Trinity's pussy. "That big dick of yours will feel so good inside me." Trinity, who's married but not to this guy, goes on and on about Asante's big cock and what she wants him to do with it, and, of course, eventually-very quickly, actually-it happens. Trinity then gets down on her hands and knees and tells Asante how to play with her asshole. "Nice and slow at first," she says. "My ass wants you to fuck it." But first, Trinity's mouth gets fucked. And then her pussy. "Fuck that pussy," Trinity says. And then, after some more asshole-fingering, Asante sinks his dick deep inside Trinity's needy asshole. Needy? Did we say needy? Actually, there's nothing about Trinity that's needy. She gets all the sex she wants and needs. "But I can always use a little more," she says. And, so, Trinity uses Asante. To fuck her ass.