The dude wants to talk. Missy Thompson just wants to fuck. The way she's grabbing his crotch, the way her tits are bulging out of her lingerie send that very message. "You can fuck me all day long with that big dick," Missy says. "You can fuck me in the ass with that big dick." He can and he does, but first, Missy sucks his cock and opens her 50-year-old pussy for his hard-on. "The harder the better," Missy offers. Born in Biloxi, Mississippi, Missy lives in Alabama, and you know what they say about Southern belles, how they're proper and demure? Missy isn't, and she isn't afraid to admit it. "I don't care what a guy looks like, where he's from or what he does," she said. "As long as he's clean, is open to fun things, has a hard cock and knows how to use it, he and I will get along very nicely." But like a proper Southern woman, Missy isn't in-your-face when it comes to approaching men. "I let my body and smile take care of my part," Missy said. "His hard cock will take care of his part." And Missy's asshole will take care of its part. Just watch.

Bea Cummins, 66 in this scene and married, is sitting on a couch, hearing about her options for retirement. But Bea isn't interested in hearing about retirement plans. That's boring as shit. And you'd think this guy would notice that she's sitting there with her tits practically hanging out of her dress and stroking his leg. On one hand, Bea looks so respectable, so normal. On the other hand, you know she wants it. So the guy is going on about the "growth" potential of her plan, and she's more interested in the growth of his cock and how it might benefit her horny pussy. She starts stroking herself, then asks, "Are you sure that's the best deal?" Yeah, he is, but Bea doesn't want to talk about economics right now. So she takes out her tits, and finally, the dude gets the idea, and that's when the real growth in his pants begins, and Bea helps it along by sucking his dick. Bea is from Kentucky, she works in sales and marketing with her second husband (the first was a complete asshole who didn't allow Bea the sexual freedom she needed) and fucks around with her hubby's complete blessing. "I love the way I look now," Bea said. "I'm proud of what I've got, and I don't mind showing it."

Lin Boyde is a horny 62-year-old divorcee. She's standing out on her balcony, watching her new neighbor move in, and getting hornier by the minute. The sweatier he gets, the wetter her pussy becomes. "I have to check this out a little bit more," Lin says to herself. "It looks like that's his last load." Well, maybe for now it is, but Lin has some plans for his next load. An hour later, Lin knocks on his door with a baked apple pie. She's welcoming him to the neighborhood. Isn't that nice? He seems to be really busy (the dude apparently doesn't notice that Lin is ready to pull his pants off), and Lin talks her way inside. She feeds him the pie. He tries to get rid of her. She feeds him some more pie. He tries to get rid of her. She feeds him some more pie and drops a piece on the floor. She bends over to pick it up, and on her way back up, she stops at his crotch and pulls his cock out of his pants. At this point, he stops trying to get rid of her. "I'm always ready for sex," Lin told us. "And I think fucking a new neighbor would be the perfect way to welcome him to the neighborhood." Blow job, ball-sucking, pussy-fucking...it's all here. We have the feeling this guy's gonna love his new home.

"What's the kinkiest thing I've ever done?" asked 62-year-old swinger Lin Boyde. "It was in a swingers' club." Tell us more, Lin! "My guy and I had sex in front of a crowd of people," she said. "It was funny because even though we were in a swingers' club, we weren't in the part of the club where people usually have sex, so people were watching us and cheering us on. When he came on my face, I swear it was the most cum I've ever seen. And I guess some of the guys must have been masturbating while watching us because two of them walked over and came on my chest when we were finished." They were uninvited, but Lin didn't mind. "When I get horny and want to fuck, I'm not always looking for a gentleman," she said. "Like I said before, I love flowers, but given the choice between a man with flowers and a man with a hard cock, I'll take the cock." But why choose, Lin? You can have both!

Suzy just isn't any 58-year-old. She's married. She's a swinger who loves to watch and loves when people watch. "Fucking is great, but being watched while I'm fucking makes it better," she said. "The fact that my husband was sitting 10 feet away and watching while I was doing this makes it even better." Suzy says she's never had a problem seducing men her age and older. But she was dying to see how she'd do with a younger stud, which led her to us. The guy is 28. How'd she do? "Great pussy," the stud said. "Tight as an 18-year-old's." How'd he do? "Great," Suzy said. "But I don't discriminate. Old cock, young cock...it's all good."

When Jewel debuted in the December 2005 issue of 40Something magazine, she immediately became one of our most-popular 50somethings ever, and now that she's 60something, she's one of our most popular 60somethings ever. Yeah, Jewel is a great fuck. She knows what she's doing. But she's charming, classy, funny and sexy all at the same time. She's from North Carolina, and she's the epitome of the old-fashioned Southern belle. But then her clothes come off, and we start to wonder, just how proper are those old-fashioned Southern belles after all? Well, she fucks properly. Isn't that what counts?